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Good Things Take Time

But not too long.

We make apparel for people who are practicing patience. That said, we also know nobody wants to wait forever for a t-shirt with a meditating moose on it.

Shipping

Orders are usually processed within 1–7 business days after purchase.

For our European customers, orders are fulfilled and shipped from within the EU. Estimated delivery is typically 5–10 business days after processing.

You'll receive tracking details as soon as your order ships — feel free to follow its journey with calm detachment, or refresh obsessively. We don't judge.

Once your order has shipped, delivery times depend on your location and the shipping carrier. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as they’re available, so you can follow its journey with calm detachment — or refresh the page every two minutes while pretending not to. Both styles are welcome at the Meditating Moose Club.

Free shipping is available on orders over $85.

Because commitment to the club should be rewarded.

Please note: delivery times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or moments when the postal system is practicing non-attachment to urgency.