Dark Brown t-shirt with a clock graphic and text "only 2 minutes gone!" on a beige surface.

Funny Meditation T-Shirt – Only 2 Minutes Gone

Dark Chocolate / S
£25.00
£25.00
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Dark Brown t-shirt with a clock graphic and text "only 2 minutes gone!" on a beige surface.
  • Dark Brown t-shirt with a clock graphic and text "only 2 minutes gone!" on a beige surface.
  • Dark Brown t-shirt with a clock graphic and text "only 2 minutes gone!" on a beige surface.
Funny Meditation T-Shirt – Only 2 Minutes Gone

Funny Meditation T-Shirt – Only 2 Minutes Gone

£25.00
£25.00
ColorDark Chocolate
Size

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Description

The Timer Watch Station for minds that sit down to meditate and can’t help but watch the clock.

This funny meditation t-shirt is for anyone familiar with the impatient mind. Quiet mindful moments somehow feel like hours have passed, only to glance at the clock and discover it has been approximately two minutes.

Designed for meditators, mindfulness beginners, overthinkers, and anyone whose attention occasionally gets hijacked by impatience.

Printed on the trusted Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle tee:
• lightweight soft ring-spun cotton feel
• classic everyday fit
• breathable comfortable wear
• durable high-quality print surface

For mindfulness practitioners, restless minds, recovering clock-watchers, and anyone learning to wander, notice, and return.

Meditating Moose Club.
Not enlightened. Just practising.
Washing Instructions

Keep your Meditating Moose Club tee happy, soft, and ready for the next sitting.

  • Machine wash cold — max 30°C / 90°F
  • Wash with similar colours
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

For best results, wash inside out and avoid ironing directly over the print.

The moose is calm, but the ink still appreciates a little kindness.
Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time

But not too long.

We make apparel for people who are practicing patience. That said, we also know nobody wants to wait forever for a t-shirt with a meditating moose on it.

Shipping

Orders are usually processed within 1–7 business days after purchase.

Once your order has shipped, delivery times depend on your location and the shipping carrier. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as they’re available, so you can follow its journey with calm detachment — or refresh the page every two minutes while pretending not to. Both styles are welcome at the Meditating Moose Club.

Free shipping is available on orders over $85.

Because commitment to the club should be rewarded.

Please note: delivery times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or moments when the postal system is practicing non-attachment to urgency.

Returns & Issues

The “Made a Moose of It” Policy

We want you to love your MMC gear. But occasionally, something goes a bit sideways. Prints misbehave. Parcels take scenic routes. A moose arrives looking less enlightened than expected.

If your order turns up damaged, defective, incorrect, or otherwise not quite right, let us know and we’ll make it right.

Here’s the deal:

  • Contact us within 30 days of purchase
  • Items should be unused, unworn, and in the condition you received them
  • If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll offer a replacement, refund, or suitable solution
  • Email us at support@meditatingmooseclub.com with your order number and a photo if something has moosed up

No drama. No corporate fog machine. Just actual humans helping sort the moose out.
Product Safety / EU GPSR Information

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED,
gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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